remember the $PUMP airdrop alon promised? yeah, us too. months later, still nothing. so a few of us in the trenches said enough — and built the drop ourselves. hold $PUMPDROP, receive $PUMP.
alon dangled it. months passed. inboxes stayed empty. at some point you realize the “soon” isn't coming. so a couple of us in the trenches stopped refreshing the tweet and started writing code. $PUMPDROP is the result — a pump.fun token whose creator rewards get swept, swapped into real $PUMP, and dropped on holders every few minutes. no tweets required. no tears shed. just receipts.
our wallet scoops up the pump.fun creator rewards the contract owes us. that SOL was just sitting there anyway.
SOL → real $PUMP via jupiter. best route, tightest slippage. the airdrop alon never shipped, we're market-buying it every cycle.
$PUMP lands directly in holder wallets. sqrt-weighted so whales eat more but shrimps still get fed. you wake up, bag's already there.
no “connect wallet” screen. no claim button that never works. no form to fill out. you hold $PUMPDROP — the wallet does the rest.